will harry trying to wave at a fan and waving at his own face and getting confused ever stop being funny
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car
The real pussy wagon.
fuck you this is glorious.
lets play a game, guess what im eating
my life is like one big fanfiction that is taking so many chapters to get to the sex scene it better be fucking good
my life is a fanfic that’s rated M for language